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beatlesweatles:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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everydaylouie:

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

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bixels:

Is Undertale cool again?

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nitewrighter:

I love Robin x Starfire because the more you think of it in the abstract the funnier it gets. “Hi, I’m Dick Grayson, I was raised by circus people until my parents were murdered by protection racket thugs, then I was taken in by an eccentric billionaire who helped me hone my grief into vigilanteism until I got sick of being in his shadow and decided to do my own thing. Now an alien has crashed to earth and she stuck her tongue in my mouth to learn our language but she seemed pretty cool so I rolled with it. She shoots deadly laser beams and puts sriracha mayo on her ice cream and I love her because I have literally no concept of normalcy at all.” 

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see-you-space-catboy:

see-you-space-catboy:

minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied

minecraft music feels like knowing you can’t go home because it’s not there anymore

Hey! Excuse me! What was your experience with Minecraft exactly?

when you go adventuring and forget to set your spawn point and you have no way of finding your house so you just have to rebuild

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garbagebagger:

fruit-butt:

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

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garbagebagger:

fruit-butt:

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

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uzuriarts:

I jumped the fucking bandwagon why….

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screamingvagabond:

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straightboyfriend:

The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men

Sexist.

i am literally a man

Add “hold a conversation without bringing up sex or sending a dick pic” and that cancels out another 89.3%. 

Seriously guys, fucking do better. 

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the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

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